Alprazolam Candle
Alprazolam Candle
Alprazolam Candle
Alprazolam Candle
Alprazolam Candle
Alprazolam Candle

Alprazolam Candle

$45.00
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For humans who are anxious.

KEY NOTES: SWEET JASMINE AND LUCKY BAMBOO 

FRAGRANCE FAMILY: FLORAL

MOOD: RELAXING

Couldn't we all use a bit more serenity? This alprazolam candle (also known as the Xanax candle) will give you just that. Light it and prepare for 'serenity now.'  

Alprazolam (Xanax) Candle Ingredients

The active ingredient is serenity. 

Inactive ingredients include:

  • Rays of light shining through a bamboo forest
  • The sweet smell of jasmine flowers

Aroma-sthesia candles are created from the highest quality ingredients available. The Xanax candle is a 10 oz. premium blend of coconut and soy wax that is triple-scented with essential oils. No paraffin. No phthalates. No paraben. Just unadulterated luxury and impeccable quality.

Our Xanax candle comes in a glass jar and includes a custom-designed Aroma-sthesia® collector’s box.

Indications for Use

The Xanax candle is best for people who: 

  • Have their least favorite co-worker swing by their desk
  • Are hoping the check they just wrote will clear
  • Have a long commute & a hint of road rage

Xanax candles are not recommended for people who: 

  • Never worry about anything
  • Are described as “happy-go-lucky” by everyone they know
  • Have never had insomnia

Approximate burn time: 60 hours

Directions for Use

When using our Xanax candle, you may … 

  • Stop feeling like a chicken with your head cut off
  • Decide to give meditation another try
  • Feel your blood pressure and heart rate come down a bit

Directions for children under six: When you see this candle burning, please go quietly and read a book.

Sales Information

A portion of the proceeds from the sales of all alprazolam candles will be donated to The Family Place. 

All of our Aroma-sthesia® candles are made in the USA. 

All sales are final.

Orders are ready to ship in 3-5 days, with 2-day shipping available at checkout.

SEE WHAT CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAY

I LOVE TIffany’s Aroma-sthesia candles! They are high-quality candles, smell great, last a long time, and have great packaging. She offers an array of scents that never disappoint.  The candles not only smell amazing, but I love the catchy, clever medication names and tag lines too.  They make great conversation pieces when entertaining, and they make great gifts too. I am a REALTOR in Dallas, and I love them so much, I give Aroma-sthesia gift sets to my real estate clients for referrals and closing gifts.  My clients love them!  PS:  Try the wine too!

Lance Blann

I first discovered aromasthesia during the pandemic where Dr. Moon released her propofol candle. As soon as I started burning it, it felt like heaven on earth. Like so many of you, I’m extremely busy and even though I’ve tried other candles in the past, nothing compares to Dr. Moons. I have ordered most of her scents and they are all exquisite. From earthy to floral, there is a little something for everyone. Be ready to be transported to another world as you breathe in these amazing aromas. The scent will linger about 3 days in the room. After a stressful day, I love to burn these candles and instantly I’m in this feeling of bliss. All her candles have these little sayings that automatically perk me up. They are so witty and they do work. I love candles and these are the cream of the crop. From feeling like I’m enjoying a tropical drink on the beach to helping get rid of migraines, I have yet to find a scent that I don’t like because they are all so refreshing.

Daphne Barr
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