PROPOFOL CANDLE INGREDIENTS
The active ingredient is tranquility.
Inactive ingredients include:
- Rose petals
- Happy thoughts
- Grace; and
- Humor
Our luxury candles are made with the highest quality ingredients available. The propofol candle is a 10 oz. premium blend of coconut and soy wax that is triple-scented with essential oils. No paraffin. No phthalates. No paraben. Just pure luxury and quality.
Our premium candles come in a glass jar with an elegant, yet funny label and includes a custom-designed Aromasthesia® collector’s box.
INDICATIONS FOR USE
The propofol candle is best for people who:
- Have a high-stakes job
- Work long hours; or
- Suffer under a boss named Karen
Propofol candles are not recommended for people who:
- Are not a member of the species Homo sapiens
- Enjoy being stressed; or
- Are allergic to naps
Approximate burn time: 60 hours
DIRECTIONS FOR USE
When using this product, you may …
- Pour yourself a glass of wine
- Draw a bubble bath
- Feel a sense of relaxation like you’ve scarcely known before