Alprazolam "Xanax" Candle (Jasmine Bamboo)

  • $45.00

Description

For humans who are anxious.

PRONUNCIATION:  aal-praa-zoe-lamb ""zan-ax

KEY NOTES: SWEET JASMINE AND LUCKY BAMBOO 

FRAGRANCE FAMILY: FLORAL

MOOD: RELAXING

NOTES:

TOP: Jasmine, ginger, and neroli

MID: Honeysuckle, and bamboo

BASE: Amyris, wood, and violet

Couldn't we all use a bit more serenity? This alprazolam candle (also known as the Xanax candle) will give you just that. Light it and prepare for 'serenity now.'  

Alprazolam (Xanax) Candle Ingredients

The active ingredient is serenity

Inactive ingredients include:

  • Rays of light shining through a bamboo forest
  • The sweet smell of jasmine flowers

Aroma-sthesia candles are created from the highest quality ingredients available. The Xanax candle is a 10 oz. premium blend of coconut and soy wax that is triple-scented with essential oils. No paraffin. No phthalates. No paraben. Just unadulterated luxury and impeccable quality.

Our premium Xanax candle comes in a glass jar with an elegant, yet funny label and includes a custom-designed Aroma-sthesia® collector’s box.

Indications for Use

The Xanax candle is best for people who: 

  • Have their least favorite co-worker swing by their desk
  • Are hoping the check they just wrote will clear
  • Have a long commute & a hint of road rage

Xanax candles are not recommended for people who: 

  • Never worry about anything
  • Are described as “happy-go-lucky” by everyone they know
  • Have never had insomnia

Approximate burn time: 60 hours

Directions for Use

When using our Xanax candle, you may … 

  • Stop feeling like a chicken with your head cut off
  • Decide to give meditation another try
  • Feel your blood pressure and heart rate come down a bit

Sales Information

A portion of the proceeds from the sales of all alprazolam candles will be donated to The Family Place

All of our Aroma-sthesia® candles are made in the USA. 

All sales are final.

Shipping

Shipping is available to the United States and Canada
  • Free shipping applies to all orders over $150
  • Estimated Delivery: 3-5 business days
  • Orders are ready to ship in 3-5 days, with 2-day shipping availble at checkout.

Products & Materials

What Makes Aroma-sthesia Candles Special?

Aroma-sthesia candles are no one-wick wonder! These luxury medical candles are triple-scented and made with the highest quality essential oils and a premium blend of coconut and soy wax. 

With no dyes, paraffin, phthalates, or parabens, there's nothing fake about these candles!

How did you come up with all these Aromasthesia Candle names?

Dr. Moon has a part of her mind that loves to be creative and funny, but she doesn't get to express this at her day job as an anesthesiologist. This is a passion project of hers that she's been working on for several years. A portion of the proceeds from all products sold on the website will go to charities including Women in Anesthesia, The Family Place, and the Dallas SPCA.

Returns

We do our best to describe all our products on our website and hand package each order carefully. If you have any problems with your order, please take photos and email info@tiffanymoonmd.com with a detailed description of your issue. Any broken items will be replaced and a claim filed with UPS. Please keep the broken candles and packaging until the claim has been processed.

Our return policy is 10 days from the day that the item was shown as delivered. All items returned must be received in the same condition that you received it in. The original shipping fee cannot be refunded and you will be responsible for the cost to ship the item(s) back to us. A tracking number is recommended as returns cannot be processed if packages are lost in transit. Returns will be processed within 10 days from the day that the return is received and verified to be in proper condition. We cannot offer exceptions outside of this policy. Any returns that do not meet the conditions stated above will be rejected. 

Please note the tealight sampler pack and and subscription packages are nonrefundable. 

Requirements for Submitting a Replacement Request

  • Receipt or proof of purchase
  • Email includes attachment(s) with image(s) of damaged item(s)
  • Email sent within 7 days of when item(s) delivered 

One your replacement request is received and inspected, we will inform you whether or not approval is granted. If approved, we will send you an update as soon as your replacement has been shipped. 

FREE shipping on orders of $150 or more! We are now offering free shipping & delivery on all orders* over $150.00.
PREMIUM CANDLES We only use premium ingredients for our candles, which do not contain any artificial dyes, paraffin, phthalates, or parabens.
handmade candles All of the Aroma-sthesia® candles are handmade in the USA
  • FREE shipping on orders of $150 or more! We are now offering free shipping & delivery on all orders* over $150.00.
  • PREMIUM CANDLES We only use premium ingredients for our candles, which do not contain any artificial dyes, paraffin, phthalates, or parabens.
  • handmade candles All of the Aroma-sthesia® candles are handmade in the USA

What people say about our candles

  • 5

    “Obsession is an understatement. These candles last so long and totally fill my whole house. My friends could not stop asking me where I got my candles from and I had to stop gatekeeping! The packaging is so adorable and reading the candle always gives me a good laugh when I am down!”

    - Olivia Lord

  • 5

    “I know the candle says there aren’t any drugs in the candles, but I swear I feel so relaxed every time I light them, some of them even put me straight to bed! Could not be more impressed with these candles!

    - Patrick Miliron

  • 5

    “I have one of these candles tucked away in every room of my house, I cannot get enough of these. Dr. Moon’s personality really shines in these candles, the humor on them are just remarkable. Probably one of the cutest and best smelling candles I own. As a home stager, I can’t stop recommending these to my clients.”

    -Nikki Patel

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Dr. Moon has a part of her mind that loves to be creative and funny, but she doesn't get to express this at her day job as an anesthesiologist. This is a passion project of hers that she's been working on for several years. A portion of the proceeds from all products sold on the website will go to charities including Women in Anesthesia, The Family Place, and the Dallas SPCA.

We just recently made it possible to ship our products to:

- Alaska

- Canada

- Hawaii

- Puerto Rico

Please note that there can be lengthy delays with customs, so delivery time varies by location. However, we do expedite all our Alaska, Canada, Hawaii and Puerto Rico orders, which accounts for the added shipping and handling charges that are required.

Orders generally take 5-7 days to arrive, but occasionally there may be shipping delays which are beyond our control. We try to ship all orders out within 2 business days. If you need your order to be expedited, we do offer a 2-day shipping option at checkout. If you need it even sooner, please send an email to info@tiffanymoonmd.com” and we will try to work something out for you. When your order ships, you will be emailed tracking information.

Please note that during summer months when temperatures are above 85 degrees, we only ship on Monday and Tuesday. All orders placed after 5pm Tuesday will ship the next Monday to ensure the quality of your candle.

We accept a variety of payment options which include Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.