Lidocaine Candle (Gardenia Tuberose)

  • $45.00

Description

For humans who need some numbing. 

GARDENIA AND TUBEROSE, WITH A HINT OF SWEET VANILLA AND SOFT WOODY NOTES

FRAGRANCE FAMILY: FLORAL

MOOD: UPLIFTING

Do you need a little numbing? Burn this lidocaine candle and let your worries float away.

Lidocaine Candle Ingredients

The active ingredient is obtundity. If you’ve never needed a little obtundity, well, lucky you. 

Inactive ingredients include:

  • Magnolia
  • Tuberose
  • Sweet vanilla
  • Soft, woody notes

We use only the finest ingredients available for our candles. The lidocaine candle is a 10 oz. blend of soy wax and coconut, and we triple-scented it with the highest quality essential oils. We never use dyes, paraffin, phthalates, or parabens. Our focus is luxury and quality.

Your candle will come in a beautiful glass jar placed inside a custom-designed Aroma-sthesia® collector’s box.

Indications for Use

The lidocaine candle is best for people who … 

  • Just got an urgent email from their supervisor
  • Had their mother-in-law show up unexpectedly
  • Walked into a kitchen disaster right after cleaning it

Lidocaine candles are not recommended for people who … 

  • Hate massages
  • Have a trust fund and never have to work
  • Think telling someone to “calm down” actually helps

Approximate burn time: 60 hours

Directions for Use

When using this product, you may …

  • Brew a cup of tea
  • Close your eyes and imagine strolling through a fresh flower market in Paris
  • Stop checking your work emails

Directions for children under six: Please do not light candles, so you don’t get any boo-boos.

Sales Information

A portion of the proceeds from the sales of all lidocaine candles will be donated to The Family Place

All of our Aroma-sthesia® candles are made in the USA. 

All sales are final.

Orders are ready to ship in 3-5 days, with 2-day shipping available at checkout.